Don’t get me started on politics!

Hot topics like the impending presidential election, the war in Iraq, and the current gas crisis are better left untouched when we have so many other fun Memphis things going on around here.

Even so, when it comes to the Independence Day holiday, I love to show off the red-white-and-blue via an all-American celebration. A cook out is de rigueur – I don’t have a grill (yet), so I’ll probably join Midtown friends at their place, and chow down on perfectly charred hamburgers with all the fixings. Fun cocktails are a necessity – after all, in 1778, General George Washington’s soldiers celebrated the second-ever Independence Day with a double-ration of rum and an artillery salute (hopefully not in that order!).

If I’m up in time, I’ll head over to the historic Central Gardens neighborhood for their homey Fourth of July Parade, which starts in the early a.m. on the tree-lined corner of Carr and Rozelle. And whether you’re a Memphis resident or a tourist just visiting for the weekend, you’ll want to head downtown to Tom Lee Park for the Star Spangled Celebration, a family-friendly affair that actually kicks off at 3, with fireworks scheduled for 9 p.m.

This year, however, I’m gonna start my Fourth of July celebration a day early, by having what my friend Jason Potter calls “a nine-inning vacation” at AutoZone Park, where, Potter estimates, the national anthem has been sung more than 800 times since the stadium opened in 2000. After all, what’s more American than baseball? On July 3rd, the Memphis Redbirds take on the Nashville Sounds. I’m gonna grab a foot-long hot dog, and maybe a bowl of those Rendezvous barbecue nachos. When the time comes, I’ll stand up, place my hand over my heart, and proudly sing, “Oh say can you see,” the opening lines of Francis Scott Key’s “Star Spangled Banner.” Then I’m gonna sit back and watch Rico Washington sink a homer over the fence. I’ll laugh at the kids dancing the Rocky Shuffle, and I’ll ooh and ahh over the pyrotechnics display that will light up the night. Of course, I define myself as a Memphian first and foremost. I’m equally proud of my Southern roots. But I know that the rights and privileges that being an American entails matter most. If you want to see the Redbirds wallop the Sounds on July 3rd, get your tickets now – Potter, the team’s marketing director, says the game is a guaranteed sell-out. Buy tickets here, or at the AutoZone box office. Looking for other ways to celebrate Independence Day?

Bellevue Baptist Church gets the party started a week early, with their Starlight Spectacular (patriotic and contemporary Christian music, games, food, and fireworks) on Sunday, June 29th, beginning at 7 p.m.

On July 3rd, you can catch the Bartlett Fireworks Extravaganza at Bobby K. Flaherty Municipal Center, which is located at Highway 79 and Appling Road. Expect a car show, food, music, and more, from 6:30 - 9:30 p.m.

Also on July 3rd: Collierville’s 23rd annual Independence Day Celebration, held at H.W. Cox Park, which is located at 350 W. Powell Road; and Hernando, Mississippi’s kid-oriented Picnic and Parade around the town square, which is less than 20 miles south of Memphis.

On July 4th, Germantown hosts its Annual Family Fourth of July Celebration at the Municipal Park on Exeter Road. The party starts at 5 p.m.; fireworks are scheduled for 9:10.

The same day, Olive Branch, Mississippi hosts a “Celebrate Your Independence” event at the Olive Branch City Park. In Southaven, Snowden Grove Park will be the site of a fabulous fireworks display slated to begin at dusk.

Memphis is one hot city and is absolutely full of ways to cool down.  Whether you want to dive in a pool, splash around in a fountain, or cool off with a great big decadent ice cream Sunday you can get your cool on here:

Check out the rooftop pool at downtown’s Comfort Inn (100 N. Front Street, 901-526-0583,  ). From the street, you’d never know it, but this hotel is home to the most panoramic swimming pool in the city. First, you’ll need to check into a room, of course, so slap down your credit card (rooms are typically $139.99-149.99), then make your way to the ninth floor. There, a watery oasis awaits you – 30,000 gallons of the blue stuff, in a palatial pool that measures approximately 20 by 40 feet. Plop down in one of the dozen chaise lounges set up on the gleaming deck, or dive right in and practice your backstroke. Just be sure to keep your eyes open and appreciate the view.

Get wet in the fountains and water sprays at Peabody Park (2135 Higbee Ave, at Cooper Street). Midtown moms in the know bring their kids to Peabody Park for ice-cold playtime. Just look for the whimsical space-themed sculptures (created by local metalsmith Yvonne Bobo under the aegis of the UrbanArt Commission), which guide visitors to the perfect spot for cooling off. Peabody Park access is free, and running through the water spray is fun for all ages.

Take in Mud Island River Park (125 N. Front Street, 901-576-7241, ). Learn a little bit of geography as you cool off in Mud Island’s River Walk, a 5-block long replica of the lower Mississippi. Older visitors will appreciate the natural history lesson, while youngsters will love wading from Cairo, Illinois all the way to New Orleans. Admission to the park is free – or, for $2, you can rent a pedal boat and spend 30 minutes cruising around the park’s 1-acre, 1.3 million gallon replica of the Gulf of Mexico. For more adventurous sorts, harbor canoe or kayak rentals are $20 an hour.

Treat yourself to an old-fashioned frozen dessert at Wiles-Smith Drug Store (1635 Union Avenue, 901-278-6416) or Sweden Kream (1472 National, 901-454-5882). Both of these places are considered local institutions, for good reason: Made-to-order icy concoctions that have delighted generations of Memphians for nearly 50 years. At Midtown’s Wiles-Smith, you can’t go wrong with the Joe’s Special ($4.25), the thickest, richest, most gooey shake you can suck through a straw. Over at Sweden Kream, which is located in an older neighborhood on the north side of town, go for the Hot Fudge Cake ($3), a scoop of soft-serve vanilla that’s been sandwiched between two slices of chocolate cake, then coated in fudge sauce and whipped cream.

Cool down with a cocktail. I recommend the Pimm’s Cup ($6), which is served with a slice of cucumber, at Cooper Young’s Beauty Shop Restaurant (966 S. Cooper Street, 901-272-7111); the highly addictive CosmoPama ($13), which bartenders at Binghampton hang-out the Cove (2559 Broad, 901-730-0719) makes with Stoli vodka and pomegranate liqueur;  or anything mixologist David Parks of downtown’s Inn at Hunt Phelan (533 Beale Street, 901-525-8225) can shake and stir on the hotel’s shade-drenched veranda, which was originally built in 1824.

For the coldest drink of them all, just stroll right down Beale Street and straight into Wet Willies for a variety of frozen concoctions (209 Beale Street, 901-578-5650).  Try the mojito or strawberry daiquiri for starters or if you are really feeling up for a night of Memphis nightlife, go for Call-A-Cab…and you might need to after drinking this.

If you think you know a thing or two about Memphis, just wait!  We've got the goods on all the best kept secrets of this super cool city that will keep you wanting to come back for more.  Starting Thursday, June 19th we will be posting something new, different, out of the ordinary and just plain funky about M-town.  Be sure to check us out each week before you make your weekend plans because we are sure to sway your decision and turn you on to something you never knew about Memphis before...

Andria Lisle is the author of Waking Up in Memphis. Over the past decade, her stories and essays about the Memphis music scene have been chronicled in  MOJO, the Oxford American, NWA World Traveler, Stop Smiling, Wax Poetics, and Living Blues magazines, and in the books Jeff Buckley: A Wished For Song, Bill Wyman's Rolling with the Stones, and the Encyclopedia of Southern Culture. Her studies of southern food and culture have been published in Garden and Gun, Paste Magazine, Edible Memphis, and Where the Locals Eat. A former music columnist for the Memphis Flyer alt-news weekly, Lisle currently writes for Memphis' daily newspaper, the Commercial Appeal. She has also worked in the production department on Memphis-centric film projects including 21 Grams, Black Snake Moan, and Respect Yourself: The Stax Records Story. Read her music blog, Memphis Music Confidential, at MemphisMC.com. 

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